How to change the weather

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How to change the weather

The 7`s tax ran out at the end of last month so being a bit decrepid (me not the 7) I decided to start a disposal process ( the 7 not me) but the family got wind of it and complained that the 7 was going (not me) so I dithered and sat and contemplated (mostly with my eyes shut) and decided to research the pronouncements of the great weather oracles - BBC, Met office, and many more. They all said `rain and bad weather for the foreseeable future...global warming...floods...you`re all gonna die`....so, I decided to SORN the 7 (something I have never done before) and went online and SORNed it and it worked first time...easy!!!!  The primary effect of SORNing the 7 was to instantly change all the weather predictions from  `rain and cold and bad` to    `sunny and warm and nice` which really pee`d me off!!!  I have concluded that the SORN website is directly linked to the weather websites and it is a government plot to get 7s off the road....so bewareFurious

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Ah, the magic SORNing.

I have a similar weather machine, my magic sun glasses.  I only have to take them off for the sun to come out.  I put them ona, and lo!  Dark clouds roll in.

 

Then there's the magic half hood:

"Hmmm.  That sky's looking a bit grim.  Should I put the half-hood on?  Nah, I'll leave it in the boot."

"Oh, it's beginning to rain.  Never mind, it goes straight over the top."

"Oh, now it's raining properly.  I have to put the wipers on, but the rain is still going over the top."

"Ah, but now everyone else has slowed right down because of the wet roads and we're all doing 37 mph on a National Speed Limit stretch, and I'm getting wet. "

"Now I'm soaked.  I'm pulling off and putting the half-hood on."

"That's better.  Right.  Let's crack on.   But wait... what's that?  Ah the sun.  Not a cloud in the sky.  I'll pull over and take off the hood."

Return to start of process.

Alternatively, leave hood on, resulting in baking sunshine all the way.

 

Alan

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Yep, that`s correct. So we can control the weather, all we need to do is, sort out the fine details, get them in the right order and all will be well Cloud 9

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Thanks guys, keep the 7 SORN'd and half hood on - I'm out for a Blat shortly 

Cheers

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Just retax it. Easy on line
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Mmm. Is there money in this I wonder Bowtie

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 Laugh 

I understand this. It's the reverse when I set out for the allotment.

Stephen

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Ok, I`ll factor that in.

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Cheers Tom Beer

I'm taking the morning off work tomorrow to go for a blat after what seems like weeks of rain Thumbup

(I'll be SORNing at the end of the month)

Tim.

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Nice day on IOM today so had a nice 50 mile drive round north of island ,here we have to pay full years road tax ,no other options 

Derek

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But which car Derek?