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An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Damn", says the ant, "one night of passion and I spend the rest of my life digging a grave!" X777CAT
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An elephant is walking through the jungle when she steps on a sharp thorn and falls to the ground in agony. Just then an ant crawls by.'That looks like it hurts', says the bug. 'I think I can take care of it if you hold still'. So, the elephant grits her teeth while the ant gives the thorn a tug, and yanks it out. 'How can I ever thank you?' blubbers the elephant. 'Well', answers the ant, I've always wanted to screw an elephant. Would you mind?' The elephant is so grateful that she agrees, and the ant crawls up under her tail. Just then a coconut falls out of a tree and lands on the elephant's head. 'Ow' she shouts in a burst of pain. 'That's right' says the ant. 'Take it all, you bitch!' ____________________________________ www.fluke-motorsport.co.uk